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she once told me my life was in my own hands, but that didnt mean it was safe there.

mamalalonde:

In Ohio, we don’t say “I love you”; we say, “cows buckeyes cornhole bullshit weather foOTBALL” which roughly translates to “motherfucker you wanna talk corn?”. I think that’s beautiful.

i just had to pee so badly i think i came a little when i just did

derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

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are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

Actually no though. A fucking house costs more than an island what

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA